Every company wants to launch a product or advertise a service with an innovative and creative way to captivate an audience.  However, some marketing campaigns do not captivate the audience’s attention the way the company had in mind.  Here are some of the most memorable marketing flops, follies and faux pas!

1. Groupon’s Super Bowl Commercial

Company: Groupon

Year: 2011

Goal: Create a hit commercial for the ultimate advertising stage: Superbowl 2011

Link: Groupon Super Bowl Ad

Result:
“Their very culture is in jeopardy, but they still whip up an amazing fish curry!” This pseudo service announcement/advertisement threw some people off while throwing others in hysterics over Goupon’s brazen attitude toward Tibetan culture. Unfortunately, the Groupon service being promoted took a back seat to post-Superbowl back-lash this advertisement created.

2. The White PSP Ads

Company: Sony

Year: 2006

Goal: Create a billboard promoting the new White PSP

Result:
The setting is an advertising meeting room in the Sony offices of Holland. Someone has the idea of a white PSP versus a black PSP. Something about this advertising brainstorm session just screams public relations nightmare.

3. New Coke

Company: Coca Cola

Year: 1985

Goal: Compete for consumer’s taste-buds with soft-drink rival Pepsi by releasing research proven better tasting “New Coke”

Result:
The only type of change Coke drinkers like is the kind in their pockets. This was proven when even the Jello man himself couldn’t convince old school consumers to drink the statistically tastier New Coke. Customers, like a bad episode of hoarders, were simply not ready to part with their old coke can or their old coke taste.

4. The Yesterday And Today Album

Company/Artist: The Beatles

Year: 1966

Goal: Release an album with a creative cover showing our artistic genius

Result:
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…then I made an album cover with raw meat and naked doll babies. For the album “Yesterday and Today” The Beatles decided to break away from their bowl haircuts and try something creative.  The cover took them on a magical mystery tour of disgust from fans and critics. The Butcher cover was quickly replaced and three years later, “Here Comes the Sun” was released having absolutely nothing to do with this incident.

5. Monterey Jack In-The-Box

Company: Jack in the Box

Year: 1980-1985

Goal: Attract a more grown-up customer base targeting families by changing name to “Monterey Jack’s”

Result:
For some, Jack-in-the-box triggers emotions of fear and terror while awaiting a tiny goblin/elf to explode up through a tiny box. For others, it triggers emotions of delicious hamburgers and fun.  Grown-ups didn’t care for the new grown-up name of the fast food chain “Monterey Jack’s” so execs decided to switch it back to good ol’ Jack in the Box, triggering happy emotions for all…except the guy who ordered 20,000 Monetary Jack business cards.

6. I’m Lovin’ It?

Company: McDonalds

Year: 2007

Goal: Use slang to target a young and in-tune culture of fast food eaters through online banner advertisements.

Result:
Slight slang misunderstanding. I’m lovin’ it McDonalds! Then again…what exactly is it that I’m lovin’? Love’s a pretty strong word and I’m cautious to just start throwing it around. I want to take things a bit slower, which is why I’m not sure if I’m ready for your new ad campaign.

7. Underage Calvin Klein Ads

Company: Calvin Klein

Year: 1990’s

Goal: Create a provocative advertisement appearing to be amateur porn actors and actresses being interviewed.

Commercial: Calvin Klein Removed Ad

Result:
The actors and actresses don’t look old enough to hold a driver’s license. Although many viewed these advertisement as strange and creepy, underwear sales among registered sex offenders spiked 15% after the launch of this campaign. Despite that last statistic being made up, the advertisements were pulled.

8. Cyanide & Tylenol

Company: Tylenol

Year: 1982

Goal: Without having anything to do with the company, one maniac’s goal was to poison people by replacing Tylenol with Cyanide tablets on store shelves.

Result:
As one can imagine, the Tylenol brand was scathed. After Tylenol public relations and corporate execs were finished pinching themselves to make sure it wasn’t a horrible nightmare, the company bounced back putting on a clinic of how to react to worst case scenarios in business.

9. Woody Woodpecker The Spokesman

Company: Panasonic

Year: 90’s

Goal: Making the home computer seem awesome and entertaining to a younger demographic by choosing a cool spokesperson.

Result:
Woody Woodpecker. While nearly impossible to create the Woody Woodpecker sound via onomatopoeia, equally impossible is using said 200 year old pecker to target young and hip computer users.

10. Wang Computers

Company: Wang Computers

Year: Late 1970’s and 1980’s

Goal: How do you make the word Wang not sound like a joke?

Result:
Wang Cares. Really? Wang Cares? Sounds a bit like Wankers don’t you think? Soon after the release of their new advertising campaign, Wang Computers received an increase in orders from Mr. Seymore Butts, Ms. Ivana Tinkle, and Mr. Harry Armand Bach.

11. Anti-Drug Ads Increase Drug Usage

Company: National Drug Control Policy

Year: 1980’s-present

Goal: Decrease drug use among children and teens with a campaign budget of over 1 billion dollars.

Link: Anti- Drug PSA

Result:
Emerging studies show children were more likely to try illicit drugs after seeing anti-drug ads than if they had never seen an ad at all. ”Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.” -Coach Jim Valvano.  The War on Drugs campaign certainly listened to those all inspiring words.

-This is your brain on drugs, any questions?

-Yes, where do I get those drugs?

12. Atari Isolates Themselves

Company: Atari

Year: 1980’s

Goal: Take full control of the gaming business

Result:
After accusing Nintendo of dealing and selling Donkey Kong rights to Coleco, Nintendo was forever turned off by Atari. Nintendo launched themselves through the stratosphere of gaming on without the help of Atari. It was reported Atari executives were seen smashing and rolling giant barrels of bananas down corporate headquarter steps.

13. Type 1 Sets A Dangerous Example

Company: Levi’s

Year: 2007

Goal: Create exciting and clever commercial showing durability and moveability of new Type 1 Jeans.

Super Bowl Ad Type 1 Jeans

Result:
Certainly making the list for annoying songs in a commercial, on top of that, clever in this case turns out to be just plain confusing that includes a person riding on top of a moving vehicle.

-What’s the problem sir?

-Well my dome light flashes, the passenger side front wheel makes a funny sound when I turn left, and…oh, every now and then my car drives away on its own leading me, and my Type 1 Jeans, on a high speed chase through exotic cities.

14. IBM’s PCjr Launch

Company: IBM

Year: 1984

Goal: Compatibility combined with wireless keyboard and easy to add options

PCjr Commercial

Result:
Commercial failure. After selling a minor 30,000 units, the product was discontinued. The advertisements didn’t help either. Charlie Chaplin playing video games? Maybe. Gray living room throw rug?  Tasteless.

15. Pepsi Slims

Company: Pepsi

Year: 2011

Goal: During New York’s Fashion Week, create buzz by unveiling the new diet Pepsi skinny can.  “Our slim, attractive new can is the perfect complement to today’s most stylish looks.”  -Jill Geraud, CMO for PepsiCo.

Result:
Swift backlash from the National Eating Disorders Association.  Changing something to skinny doesn’t always work out as well as it did for jeans. Case in point: the Diet Pepsi can. While it’s still the exact same product, it was a change in packaging along with an unpopular coming out party combined for the ol’ one step forward, two steps back result.

16. Bait & Switch Phone Campaign

Company: Vespa

Year: 2006

Goal: Create a large stealth marketing campaign in which the company hired attractive actors and actresses to ride around on Vespa Scooters and hand out their phone numbers at bars and restaurants. Once dialed, the numbers lead to Vespa dealerships and customer service representatives happy to take your call!

Result:
Chalk it up to another failed marketing attempt. People were upset and rightfully so. Although come on. It’s happened to the best of us. You’re out, you get a number, you wait the appropriate amount of time to call and…”Hello Vespa dealership, how can we serve your transportation needs today?”

17. Nike Gets Gory

Company: Nike

Year: 2000

Goal: Use elite runner Suzie Favor-Hamilton to show that running will make you live longer.

Link: Nike Running Commercial

Result:
The idea turned into Ms. Favor-Hamilton being chased in the woods by a chainsaw wielding psycho trying to kill her. “Why Sport?  You’ll live longer.” When it came time to decide whether or not to air this frightening maniacal commercial, Nike took their own advice and just did it.  Soon after, they had to just undo it.

18. Jones Brings The Farm To Your Fluid

Company: Jones Soda

Year: 2004

Goal: Create new flavors to attract a larger audience.

Result:
With new flavors such as ham, green bean casserole, and dirt, the soft drink consumers didn’t exactly drink this idea up. Rather than deciding on what their customers were thirsting for through expensive market research surveys, Jones Soda decided to find drink flavors at an unconventional location: farms.

19. Tasteless Bud Commercials Fall Flat

Company: Budweiser

Year: 2005

Goal: Fight back against negative advertising directed their way by Miller Brewing Company claiming Budweiser had no taste.

Result:
Through advertisements with Budweiser referees stealing back the stolen beer Miller Light referees had taken in their own commercials, Budweiser was playing right into the hands of Miller. The ads were a failure, and for some, proved that cheap beer really must have no flavor if Budweiser was willing to spend all of this money protecting their image. Bob Uecker in the movie Major League famously pipes through the radio microphone “Juuust a bit outside” on a fastball that flies 20 feet above the catchers head. Budweiser’s idea to fire back at Miller was juuuuust a bit outside of their ultimate goal.

20. The Gullible Pear Car

Company: Renault 14

Year: 1976

Goal: Create a small family car and marketing it as being the shape of a fruit, specifically a pear!

Result:
The Renault 14 was soon being called a rotten pair. The idea failed for more reasons than one, and it didn’t help that in France, “La Poire” is slang for “gullible.”

Three things I look for in a car.

1. It should have a 5 star safety ratings.

2.  I’d like it to have Consumer Report credibility, and

3.  It must be shaped like a fruit…preferably from the melon family, but if not I’ll take any fruit shape. It must also be difficult to start and easily corroded.

21. Molson’s Underage Party Picture Promo

Company:  Molson

Year: 2007

Goal: Get students on campuses around the world to send in their pictures of them partying to see which school is #1 in fun.   This would provide easy publicity through social media platforms while extending the brand into new target markets.

Result:
Getting your consumers to engage in social media with your company is a valuable experience for both parties, that is unless you’re a beer company and your consumer is 17. It isn’t good for either party when you’re promoting, well, underage partying.

Moral of the story is to double and triple check as even the best intentioned marketing message can go horrible off the track if not executed properly.

There are so many great places for entrepreneurs to get information; blogs, forums, Twitter, conferences, meet-ups, co-working spaces, etc, etc. Sometimes it’s hard to sort through them all!

To at least make one part simpler for you, and give you something to read this holiday weekend, I’ve put together a list of some of my favorite blog posts about entrepreneurship and business from the past month. I’m sure there are a hundred more out there but here are my favorites. Enjoy!

1. Which Excuses are Keeping You from Starting or Growing Your Business?

Overview: Matthew from Blogtrepreneur.com offers tips for those “wanna-be” entrepreneurs that are hesitant about starting a business. If you are on the fence about starting a business, this should inspire you to take a leap of faith and just do it! (or at least stop making excuses about why)

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2. Entrepreneurs Test Before Starting Your Business

Overview: Kevin from dorm-room-biz.com gears this post towards internet entrepreneurs. It provides step-by-step instructions on how to set up an online marketing campaign for your business. The important thing is that one can invest little money to gather data about the market they are trying to enter if they use this strategy.

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3. Do Entrepreneurs Have ADD?

Overview: This entrepreneur.com post examines the possible correlation between Entrepreneurs and ADD (attention deficit disorder.) Carol Tice makes the case that ADD allows entrepreneurs to tend to the many different aspects of owning and running a business. Do you have ADD?

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4. 9 Hats of an Entrepreneur

Overview: As an entrepreneur one is be expected to play many different roles in a business. In this series, 9 different roles of an entrepreneur are examined, ranging from manager and chairman to parent and spouse. These posts really offer some insight into things one has to consider as an entrepreneur.

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5. Selling your Business: The Second Most Important Number

Overview: This Informationweek.com article warns business owners about selling their businesses. Sometimes in offer sheets, prospective buyers will entice a business owner with a high purchase price but leave high working capital stipulations in the term sheet that could leave business owners will little money on the day of the sale. Entrepreneurs and business owners beware!

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6. Web Site Development: Template or Hired Web Designer?

Overview: Does your business have a website? Are you worried that spending a significant amount of money on a professional website may not be worth it? You may be right, this smallbiztechnology.com post outlines the differences when deciding to use a template based website or hiring a professional web designer. See which one is right for you!

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7. Small Business News: The Times They are a Changin’

Overview: This post is an aggregate intended to keep entrepreneurs up to date about changes in the small business world. The topics here range from marketing and social media, to taxes and diversity.

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8. Links Your SMB Can Easily Snatch Up

Overview: This Smallbiztrends.com post offers 14 different ways small business owners can build links for websites. Link building is the key to get one’s website to show up in Google’s organic search results.

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9. Self Employment Sucks

There is a common misconception out there that being an entrepreneur and being self employed are the same thing. This post points out the differences between being self employed and an entrepreneur and how you can get trapped being self employed!

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10. Business Ideas You Can Drive Home Today

Overview:This article features 100 business ideas that can be started with little or no funding/experience. If you are looking to start a business but aren’t quite sure what you should do, definitely check this out!

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11. How to Grow a $1 Million side Biz

Overview: This Womenentrepreneur.com post is a success story about entrepreneur Sari Crevin who founded BooginHead, and created the SippiGrip. Sari reveals her road to success as well as some business mistakes she made along the way. This post is great for inspiration and is a wonderful resource that includes tips on how to help your business take off!

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I am very pleased to announce to everyone that we plan on doing some great things with our number inventory after the New Year.  Some of these changes are already in progress and are taking place in our Number Porting Process.

What are these exciting changes?

• Local Number Inventory Expansion including Canadian DIDs
• Automation of Grasshopper Porting Process

We are in the process of finalizing a contract with a carrier that can issue us Canadian local numbers. Our goal is to have Canadian numbers available for the first of 2010. We will be getting in touch with our Canadian customers via email in an attempt to find out how many numbers and what areas they need the most so that we can order them accordingly.

We continue to expand our local coverage area based on the number of requests we get from our customers, so please don’t hesitate to check for additional local numbers in your desired area using our Search Tool under the “Find a Local Number” section.

Did you know that you may also send us a number request with the city, state and area code for the desired location by creating a Support Ticket?

Please visit the Create a Ticket section or Grasshopper Support.  Representatives can take your order 24/7/365 toll free at 800-820-8210 and create a ticket for you if you let them know your criteria.

What will change with the Grasshopper Porting Process?

We all know that porting a number (local or toll free) from one carrier to another can be a long, nerve breaking process so we wanted to avoid any difficulties that you may face while using our tools to initiate the process.

In addition to automating our internal processes by improving our communication tools and how we transfer data among carriers, we will also be making our Number Transfer process much easier for our users.

We will be implementing a user friendly Number Transfer Tool that will walk you through with the step by step instructions.

I have been working on the requirements of this tool so I can easily say that it will be almost like a wizard with some very helpful tips/ information and will contain our online transfer forms.  I can’t wait for you to start using it to port your numbers to Grasshopper.

We are very excited about the upcoming improvements and hope you are too!

As of October 12th, we successfully migrated 85% of our active customer accounts from the GotVMail platform to the new Grasshopper virtual phone system.

Those that have already been migrated are enjoying the new unlimited voice-to-text feature, as well as the many improvements I blogged about in my previous post about migration.

For those of you still patiently waiting, rest assured that you have not been forgotten. Rather, your current account setup involves the most complicated aspects to migrate, like Q&A extensions, multiple VPLs, no VPLs, etc. We are in the final steps of quality assurance testing for these conditions.

We expect to migrate ALL active accounts over the next several weeks. And don’t worry, you will still get a full 60-day free trial of unlimited voice-to-text service once your account is migrated.